Miscellaneous: Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on...

By joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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By melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Burned - 05/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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shoeofallcosmos 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

pizz0wn3d 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:53

lmao. your friend is awesome.

Comments

pizz0wn3d 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:25

OP should color the pretzel in with a different color every day.

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 17 July 2009 12:26

Take a picture! Make sure it goes into the family album! Don't forget to date it. Then get revenge when your friend least expects it, say 3 years from now >:D!

ashole1990 10

Friday 17 July 2009 12:33

well, your friend was right. it was funny and it will be for a long time after; at least until the tan fades :]

_Noon_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:43

Awesome awesome awesome :D But rather sucky for you though.

jumpdancehigh 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:52

LOL MADE MY DAY !

el_ECTRO 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:31

OMG take a pic of yourself and show me ! xD Made my day, but FYL. :P

VijgenVeger 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:45

it maybe suck for you.. but it's the most awesome thing you can do.. xDxDxD

sayedaty 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:09

Hey, at least you didn't get attacked by any hungry seagulls ;)

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:34

sounds like a really good photo-op for a demotivational poster. you know, something like "Charles Manson" ---- "You're doing it wrong." go for it. that would be hilarious.