Miscellaneous: Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she...

By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

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BeeBeeb 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:08

uhmmmm, Harry Potter is freakin' awesome! but who has a fb account for their cat?!

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:54

weird

iLove2LoveU 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:14

I agree with number 12!! I <3 Harry potter and the fb thing is dumb!!

random_ribbons 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:56

I have a FB account for all of my animals, and some of my stuffed animals. I only made them so I could have more neighbors in games, but still.

Cheergal910 15

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:59

Um, who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat? :3 Btw, HP is pretty amazing. (:

LoonyPheebs 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:01

I was going to say that exact thing :)

KeyOfTheTwilight 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:08

Weird? I believe the term you're looking for to describe your "friend" is "friggin' awesome"

natvv 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 13:18

^ THANK YOU. Exactly what I was thinking !

figureskates2344 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:09

well I think you should add her cat on catbook

jamesspyro 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:34

madhtchero 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:16

lol I agree

antonio21 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:40

lol we should start catbook as a new website

katTKD 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:28

there's an app on facebook called catbook :) or at least there used to be lol

man_in_black08 28

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:18

how do we send mssgs to another on here ????!!?!

paras0mnia 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:09

Haven't you heard, wierd is the new cool :P

j0k3r2213 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:22

Nice one!

sailorzoe 14

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:40

It is people like you that give me hives. Suck on a knife.

ImInABox 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:10

Tell her you're going to attend Hogwarts! There's a real number (fake info of course) that tells about classes for Hogwarts. And then send her cat some hate mail.

technicolourain1 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:27

OhShuttup 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:26

spongebob, eh?

IAmAFreakingSeah 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:44

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THE NUMBER lol but seriously what is it, I must know this. :)

IAmAFreakingSeah 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:44

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THE NUMBER lol but seriously what is it, I must know this. :)

cmyk 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:11

you sound irritating and boring. harry potter is awsome. you however sound like a prue.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:47

yay for Harry Potter!

unlifeoftheparty 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:16

was thinking the same thing lol.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:15

Maybe you have an unhealthy obsession with the twilight saga and Justin Bieber, that is way too weird.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:18

does her cat have more facebook "friends" than you do? yea. your the weird one! you need to develop an unhealthy obsession with "the lion, witch, and wardrobe", learn to hate actual people, then adopt a parrot and make it a facebook page. then you can be normal!!