Miscellaneous: Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she...

By weirdome23 - 26/04/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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By meowitzer - 22/04/2020 05:02

Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML

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By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:59

No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:03

Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?

Comments

danz123 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:54

Not enough info given to judge. For that lack of pure common sense, YDI OP.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:58

One of the founders of FML has a facebook page for his cat too, so you better watch it.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:01

I call bullshit. There's no such thing as "FML" or its founders.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:02

If you'd sell your soul to Facebook too, you'd know I'm completely serious here.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:47

Silence the heathen.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:59

What you just described about your friend could merely be your perception of her-- maybe an exaggerated perception, seeing as how you're clearly angry about this. Also, Harry Potter rules.

iewisokwas 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:04

I have that same situation but different reasons

lilash1990 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:04

funny, I knew a girl like that. neurotic.

spazmattic 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:09

I'm pretty sure that's my ex.

Erissa 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:10

That sounds exactly like me, but I KNOW I'm weird. It's not so bad

purplepenguine 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:13

epic win

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:16

"Today, I'm 12 and found out I'm annoying. I can't accept that it's true so I just pick out and exaggerate things about the person who told me so I can feel better about being annoying."