By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
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cman85 1

so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

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SvDxHaZe 0

So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

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WhiteDelight 4

just rape someone to fix the virginity problem

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Mvibes 0

Oh yeah, not like that will create any NEW problems.

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ejvlols 0

#14, im pretty sure he was joking. although... it WOULD solve the virginity problem

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aback 4

So now she thinks you're trying to confess?

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hockey_chick 0

Get a makeover. And then change your name maybe, haha playing around. Just get a life

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Today_i_died_fml 0

Liposuction gets you rid of your BIT of extra fat

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Caayouteepie 0

haha fat ugly virgin lol.

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Vasir 2

Lay off the dougnuts/pie/cake/ice cream.

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Victoria_fml 0

No, but he was trying to describe it and realized he had all the flaws he was enumerating.

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barlessprison 16

The next thing you should do is to go out and find a girl, not post this on FML. That will solve some of your problems.

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Everlost 0

basically describing most users of fml ^^ jkid.... or am I?

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darkmis1 17

If you're so unhappy, why did you come on the computer? That's just gonna make it worse.

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