Miscellaneous: Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing...

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

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You deserved it 53 957

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 897

You deserved it 159

Spoke too soon

By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 045

You deserved it 6 088

By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 633

You deserved it 8 771

By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 382

You deserved it 20 533

Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 714

You deserved it 3 689

By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 813

You deserved it 4 379

By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 613

You deserved it 74 080

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 396

You deserved it 2 977

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 326

You deserved it 5 469

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 579

You deserved it 44 853

cman85 1

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:23

so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?

SvDxHaZe 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:15

So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?

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Emwo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:37

If you were describing yourself, holyshit you're stalking your friend.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:58

Why the hell do you care that you are a virgin? Whatevs, Lose some weight, stop getting on the computer, go be with your friends, and deal with your life instead of complaining you made yourself this way, NOW you change it.

wafflemonger 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:12

1) Sympathy fail. 2) Your joke was tired and unfunny. 3) YDI, for the reasons described above.

TNEBlover 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:28

low selfesteme much??

ithedarkknight 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:04

thats good at least your able to admit you have a problem thats the first step... know all you have to do is act on it and change the things you dont like about yourself... you will be ok dude just work on changing some of those bad habits like you said sitting on your computer all day maybe loosing a couple pounds if you think your fat work on it dude...

BreezyPear 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:52

Oh, boo hoo fat ugly stalker, you freakin' derserve it.

beaverdogmouse 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:13

YDI for being a **** star.

locasocha 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:48

HAHAHAHAHAHA

photochick 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:54

HES not the stalker guys!!!.....the post is just worded really weird. i feel bad :(

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:11

this was a very poorly written FML. it's written so that one comes to the conclusion that the OP is the stalker. the OP is saying that the qualities he was describing the stalker to be like, resemble his own qualities. but I vote neither FYL or YDI; cause this is a stupid FML. -.-"