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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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NotDarkKnight 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:18

Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.

Araj_Hs 19

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:18

You need new friends in your life.

Comments

nitrog100 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:45

I don't have the context to know how to feel about that. If your friend doesn't think she'll meet the right guy before her time runs out, she's going to want to find a trustworthy sperm donor with desirable traits. Apparently, that person is your boyfriend.

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:52

No friend of yours.

raznb 7

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:06

maybe, she's already pregnant with your bf's baby? just trying to play safe maybe?

tdawg91 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:07

Am I the only one wondering if the boyfriend and best friend have already had sex?

saffy66 34

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:54

That's just wrong on so many levels. That would be a friendship deal-breaker for me.let's just hope she was kidding and hadn't already talked it over with him...