By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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bored724 0

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

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ilovechocochipz 0

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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Eir_fml 1

Gonna go ahead and agree with 2,5,11. Ask what she meant. Really. Or else that's weird. More info needed anyway. Are you brilliant and she wants smart children?

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ilovechocochipz 0

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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greekgal44 14

how the hell can you agree with yourself?

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Stiggy626 25

she could just mean she wants to get married......

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elfknight 0

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nabee26 15

Yeah because having a baby with someone is no big whoop! Are you freaking serious? Granted there is nothing wrong with having sex, but having a baby with someone like that is never a good idea. Remember, think first with the head on your shoulders and not the one between your legs! Lol

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nabee26 15

Where did you get the idea that it was "no strings attached"? I'm pretty sure having a baby is a really really long string!

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kemando 22

Unless you count the ambylical (sp?) cord as a "string".

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HyperFlirt 0

#14: You do realise he's in love with the girl? I'm sure that's not at all what he wants, and if he did have sex with her, that'd just make him more emotionally attached, and would result in more heartbreak when she didn't feel the same. Oh, but I think you need to question her about that a little more. She sounds completely crazy, but I'm sure she has reasoning behind it.

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hogman500 8

What the **** happened to the comment numbering on this one?

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LivToFail 28

I dont even know, my freind. Teach me your ways #8.

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Dekton 0

you're the kind of guy i'd marry but i wouldn't date FML

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crazyme123 0

maybe she means she wants to get married with you o.O

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bored724 0

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

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almondblue 0

my girlfriend said almost the exact same thing to me. And I did ask what she meant and it was that she didn't want to be with me now but she did later in life which makes no sense to me. What is supposed to change? She is now dating a guy who lives 4000 miles away from her. FML

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juicyfresh 7

on the bright side, she's not getting any

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cback 0

thats some heavy mixed messages.... good luck with that lol

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poopooface 0

She wants you to be the father of her child - okay. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend... because she wants to be your wife!! Durr.

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