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As someone with a peanut allergy, I actually got angry reading this. I think it's time to find a new friend. Perhaps one that won't end up killing you.
Time to get even
Epinephrine stat! Hopefully you didn't go anaphylactic op. This is one of the few times I'll say it and mean it, punch that asshole in the face. Twice.
your comment hurt my brain. thumbs down. it has like 30 letter words.
Floccinaucinihilipilificator.
If he definitely knew you need to pick better friends
It's attempted murder, technically.
Where I come from giving someone something you know they are allergic to is assault. Take your prank war one step further by having him arrested.
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If he didn't know, then it's be funny, but if he knew.... Well, **** him.
That's awful! Hope you're ok.. Add lube to his food.