By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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dirty_hoes 0

being under 5 ft myself, this sorta things happens to me. it's worse for the little person than for you, get over yourself.

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llllJakubllll 0

What kind of a ******* tool needs to even point that out. Mind your own business you ******* twat.

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zebrapattern 6

the midget was in a bar, where people get drunk and rude. what did he expect?

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sceneblondie 8

y the hell r u bein such a nark in the first place? if u didn't hav to freak and tell on everybody u wouldn't hav been in tht situation idiot

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

I'm about to nark your ass to the grammar police. You are committing all kinds of crimes.

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emerstercookie 0

It does say she was a midget

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FranzFerdinand 18

This FML is ten times more hilarious because of the emphasis in the second sentence- I can imagine exactly how OP said it, hahaha.

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lexi365 20

I'm pretty sure that guy just makes up his stories.

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xxEternalRain 13

You deserve it you drunk bastard

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littlekellilee 45

I was in a wheelchair once for a health problem and a guy at a store asked my parents if we were shopping for the "little one" because there was a counter between us and he didn't see the chair. I was 22. It's an honest mistake, but it does deserve an apology.

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