Kids: WTF kid? - FML

WTF kid?

By Fag_Hag - 06/02/2009 01:30 - United States

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Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By aunty_social - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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Pooped out

By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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Messy

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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FUPA kings

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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Top comments

perstephane 4

Friday 6 February 2009 18:48

What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.

foreverfarrell 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:49

The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.

Comments

perstephane 4

Friday 6 February 2009 18:48

What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.

thatguynamedsky 32

Tuesday 19 May 2015 23:57

wait what they do that before 13

KobeLebroJordan 17

Tuesday 21 July 2015 15:20

Uh... Yeah?

greenman_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:21

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

angreen21 0

Monday 19 July 2010 16:22

You look like a pedophile, you nasty...

cmonbru 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:08

you look funny too

adropofpeace 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:23

Wow. Way to be a perv.

kchabot 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:57

Well duh dont u see his pic umm creeperr?

accidentprone3 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 17:22

Ur a ******* creeper

foreverfarrell 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:49

The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.

Bunbu 8

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:15

sometimes you do, and how would you know this?

shaner775 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:37

HE obviously gets hard for other reasons...

llScarlFacell 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:21

12 you're dumb. Read over 8s comment and then think for a second.

immazombeastxD 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:04

you can't piss if your hard, bodies way of preventing piss and cum...

matto263 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:02

12 shutup you are wrong

12aramey 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 10:01

how the hell would you know? well I guess that's a good thing you don't get a hard on when you need to piss being you are a 12 year old female.

yeahdatnoway 0

Monday 9 May 2011 19:54

Not true it happens sometimes when I'm sleeping and have been holding it for a long time.

Overseer211 1

Friday 17 June 2011 5:14

61 it's called morning wood lol

minus20 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 8:19

You ******* dumb *****. What the **** do you know about boners oh wait I forgot how many boners girls experience in their life my bad

mustang95 7

Thursday 18 October 2012 3:11

How the hell would you know do you have a dick? I didn't thinks so unless you have a dick you can't say what they do and don't do

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 19:12

yes they do

Poky_fml 3

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:48

#5 :)

Ximmie 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:08

AHAHA!!! That word made my day. But honestly, that has GOT to be akward!

Guiseppi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:34

"Pee-do" huh? Can't say I've ever heard that one before. Hahahahaha.

Charmy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:28

#2 made me laugh

balanceMMX 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:04

#12 is correct... #8 is wrong.

musicbunny 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:46

OMG he didn't actually think that UR penis gets hard when u need 2 piss, he just says that to his son. if you actually took the time 2 read the whole comment, you would see that they say "it's an involuntary reflex at his age."

TheUnnamedOne 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:48

pee-do? XDD

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