Love: Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's...

By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML

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You deserved it 3 690

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 386

You deserved it 2 392

By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 460

You deserved it 2 576

Intervention

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 382

You deserved it 3 579

Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 647

You deserved it 659

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 538

You deserved it 2 528

By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 334

You deserved it 2 432

By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 613

You deserved it 4 205

Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 227

You deserved it 155

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 358

By hell no! - 25/07/2019 04:00

Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 212

You deserved it 184

saIty 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:19

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

HowAreYouToday 34

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:15

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

Comments

rocketiquette 20

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:51

Sounds like sabotage to get out of the marriage

zandalee 19

Wednesday 7 November 2012 0:36

I agree. It's all in the timing.

klightnin21 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:37

Sounds like someone found a good way to fake cold feet

decidedlyvague 11

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:38

Sounds like an attempted out to me.

gregkingsley 4

Wednesday 7 November 2012 1:33

I'm immature as hell but when I think of a canadian cowboy I just laugh.

chinagirl3343 8

Wednesday 7 November 2012 4:15

Why would you want to marry someone who acts like that? Run!!!

Uscdrew1 7

Wednesday 7 November 2012 4:53

Is his late name "Marshall" by any chance? Has he also ever been a detective?

austinj93 3

Wednesday 7 November 2012 4:57

accept him for who he is, that's kinda what marriage is about and if you cant accept it don't marry him

xmaximusx 12

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:32

Nuts.....run please do the world a favor and do not procreate with this man please

jammy101 3

Wednesday 7 November 2012 11:37

When u find a cure for that pls let me kno!!! I have someone that talks like Madea non stop in my house n it's getting on my last nerve

noisebox 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 18:28

It's how the west was won and lost. Sounds like he should be marrying his horse with the reception in the barnyard, mc'd by his hillbilly cousin, from interbreeding, well you should be getting the idea by now!