Love: Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's...

By cowgirl - 06/11/2012 05:42 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, my friends and I held an intervention for my fiancé. He's been talking and behaving like an "old-timey cowboy" non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept his "life choices." FML

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You deserved it 3 690

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 386

You deserved it 2 392

By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 460

You deserved it 2 576

Intervention

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:43 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 382

You deserved it 3 579

Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 647

You deserved it 659

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 538

You deserved it 2 528

By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 334

You deserved it 2 432

By kidyounot - 18/12/2012 00:29 - United States - Statesboro

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 613

You deserved it 4 205

Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 227

You deserved it 155

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

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You deserved it 358

By hell no! - 25/07/2019 04:00

Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 212

You deserved it 184

saIty 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:19

Apparently behaving like an old timey cowboy is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!

HowAreYouToday 34

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:15

Well, at least old timey cowboys know how to please a woman :D

Comments

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:41

Tell him to stop or you'll be his "Huckleberry"! What do you want on your "Tombstone?":P

aspartame78 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 18:23

Pepperoni and sausage!

asdfghjklana 9

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:41

Yee haw.

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:52

Better than a Dallas Cowboy -- they suck!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:57

Tsk tsk! Your hatred is showing. :P

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:09

Ah, yes, but if my Redskins were worth a shit, I could enjoy their success, instead of having to revel in the Cowboys' woes. What do they call that? Schadenfreude?

gc327072 30

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:10

A saint wouldn't be much better.

thatKidzmOm 10

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:19

Anything is better than the cowgirls ;-p even a saint. :)

olpally 32

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:21

The saints won last night!! :D

gc327072 30

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:23

^hell yea they won, olpally.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:34

"Schadenfreude"! What a great word. They should put that on an "FML" T-shirt!(:

fmlallthetyme 23

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:39

Your reveling reminds me of why I do the same to every team in the NFL. Except the Bills, of course.

freshlybreezy 15

Tuesday 6 November 2012 18:11

Perdix, I didn't know you were a 'skins fan too!

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 November 2012 19:18

#75, yeah, even though Dan Snyder makes it hard. Sure Jack Kent Cooke was a prick, but he was a competent prick that could put a winner on the field. Dan the Fan is a prick that can't do anything right. He has to sell the team to someone who knows what he's doing!

Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 6 November 2012 19:20

Sigh...try being a Chiefs fan.

perdix 29

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:31

#93, my condolences to you. You have to go back to the Lenny Dawson days to find something to cheer about. You'd have to be pretty old to do that.

Senseless_487 29

Wednesday 7 November 2012 6:21

Yeah, that's before my time. Maybe one of these days, I'll have a reason to cheer again. Until then, I'll enjoy watching other teams lose even more.

aero_eng 2

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:55

"Save a horse ride a cowboy"?

gc327072 30

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:14

My friend always preferred the phrase "save a drum, bang a drummer."

YeniDewie 0

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:04

yihaaaaaa ... lol

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:11

yippee kai yay mother *******

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:30

There's nothing wrong with that. He's testing you, which you know, since you plainly stated that he said he wouldn't marry you if you couldn't accept him. Grow the **** up. At least he isnt trying to act like some stupid ass teen with fag swag.