By nice education you've got there - 09/04/2013 21:04 - United States - Monroe

Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML
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Shrike 23

Here, lemme help: "An illiterate dumbass called ZacZ swaggered into the FML comments section, expecting to be praised for his ignorance of basic English words." Does that help?

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buddy51 23

Your friends should remember the old adage that "whenever you point a finger at someone for being a "dumbass hipster" their other three fingers are pointing at themselves. Your friends are, at the very least, idiots. Good luck finding some better friends, OP, you need 'em!

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chanellgymnast 17

Our generation is ridiculous. Everyone automatically makes an ass out of themselves for labeling people as "hipsters". Good Lord.

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Bakarra 22

Misogyny? Yoose rill ingresh brah nt tht shit tht ownlee thoz damn hipsters yoose. #swagyolo420

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ashe1004 7

You act like no one does that anymore... I know a large amount of people who don't prefer texting, or using electronics at all. This generation just has more things, so of course some of them are going to use it.

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im_joking 11

If anyone remembers, there was a Pokemon move called swagger.. anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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ComoEsJuan 24

I remember that it never worked effectively..

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im_joking 11

Yeah I wanna say it was a ghost type but I could be wrong.. it's been a while since I've played! Best childhood memories

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ComoEsJuan 24

...I played yesterday... I can't put Pokemon away!

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im_joking 11

It does that to you man. It's like herpes, once you get it, it doesn't go away

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greenfishbait 19

One of the most aggravating moves to have used against you I think.

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RocketNinjaFish 12

I hate when opponents use that move, but I never use it myself.

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HeadlessSparrow 20

You should have just swaggered away!

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lilhellian 26

Op being rich while they're still working at McDonalds..

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Bakarra 22

I hate how bands from the 80s are always copying the lyrics of rap artists from today, like c'mon guys get some originality ffs

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AnyaS 19

I'm somehow not surprised. NC has its fair share of people as dumb as grits. Two boys in college told me they thought evolution meant humans came from rocks. To quote OP, really now?

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TrinityisLife 22

Actually, there's scientists trying to say we came from a primordial ooze that came from rocks billions of years ago. Someone linked me to a Wikipedia article about it a few years ago. I'm still shaking my head over it.

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firefighter925 18

When our generation become grandparents its gonna be funny lol

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Bakarra 22

Forsure bro they jockin on yo' swag no doubt. They gonna copy that shit and come out with some weird new thing called "swagger" and all their friends are gonna call them hipsters cuz that's how the world works now

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