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Your friends should remember the old adage that "whenever you point a finger at someone for being a "dumbass hipster" their other three fingers are pointing at themselves. Your friends are, at the very least, idiots. Good luck finding some better friends, OP, you need 'em!
I just think that they're hypocritical for calling him a dumbass.
1-I love that adage. I also love "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Unfortunately I have had to use that a few times in my life but I think I'll use yours next time.
#119 please don't tell me you still think 'gay' is an insult to call people and not a sexuality.
Dumb friends..."everybody talks: it started with a hipster"
Here, lemme help: "An illiterate dumbass called ZacZ swaggered into the FML comments section, expecting to be praised for his ignorance of basic English words." Does that help?
He must use axe like every other ignorant highschool freshman before him, he definitely doesn't have the oldspice swagger
Wooooo, someone's getting a little emotional! Chill out there, Rambo, you'll give yourself a heart attack. And for the record, probably a month or so ago. Frequency of use isn't a factor. When was the last time you used the words "but I could be wrong"? Probably never, judging by your reply. Haha!
Welcome to FML ZacZ... consider yourself well and truly mauled. You swaggering buffoon.
You should of swaggered away zacz. don't get butt hurt everyone messes up.
40 - You should have said should have.
34 - "Swag" dates to 1520 (a teensy bit before Shakespeare's time). Though Shakespeare did coin "swagger" in A Midsummer Night's Dream. Try knowing etymology before teaching etymology.
Actually Zac, I hear and see the word "swaggered" pretty often. Maybe you should go to school sometime.
ZacZ, you truly are an idiot, sir. And 34, if you were so caught up in "sex and drugs", you would not feel compelled to lash out at other individuals using your ignorance as a weapon... I've said.
Hey, I am kind of with Zac on this. I don't doubt that its a word that people use, just I don't believe I have heard it before and I can understand his ignorance. Maybe it depends on where you live. I have lived in a few different places and know people use words differently.
woops wrong comment thread
...I think I love you, Shrike.
90/ He isn't often the commenter we want, but the commenter we need. He is, a dark regular.
-34 Swag. Secretly we are gay. So Shakespeare was gay then? Hm. You learn something new every day.
Secretly we are gay is false, even an admin came in and said it was, shut up about it already
Zac, you basically invited a storm of comments harassing you, then you complain, which is just an invitation for round two. Learn to quit while you're behind - this isn't just the Internet, this is FML. Expect shit for any comment, and hope it isn't buried in 20 minutes.
Tell them its new and soon they will be using it
That'll just open the door to explaining what a physical book is. They'd probably think it's a new version of e-book. Visit an online dictionary instead, one preferably not of the urban variety.
I guess it's better to be a dumbass hipster than be like your friends who are just dumbasses.
I'm not sure to agree or disagree. I try to agree that I'm disagreeing, only to disagree I'm agreeing. Now while you try to understand that, I'll try to figure out if I agree or disagree.
No.
How can swaggered come from swag if swaggered was first? Your friends are complete idiots. As another guy said, get a dictionary and prove them wrong :)
Everyone knows swaggered is past tense of swag, duh.
Now swag was created by hipsters? You'd think hipsters would be against any mainstreamed saying like "swag" or "yolo" but your friends must be more informed than I, OP.
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Here, lemme help: "An illiterate dumbass called ZacZ swaggered into the FML comments section, expecting to be praised for his ignorance of basic English words." Does that help?
Your friends should remember the old adage that "whenever you point a finger at someone for being a "dumbass hipster" their other three fingers are pointing at themselves. Your friends are, at the very least, idiots. Good luck finding some better friends, OP, you need 'em!