Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo... - FML

By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By thrifty gone wrong - 28/01/2013 17:24 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

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By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By ButYTho - 06/11/2022 01:00 - Spain

Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML

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You shouldn't have

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By ET - 21/12/2015 23:30 - United States - Glendale

Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:40

Who gave you the one you were wearing? This could be an unbroken chain of FMLs.

nateylovesporn 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:39

I think she's trying to tell you something..

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tommyfox 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:59

YDI for buying her a sweater for her birthday.

fluffy_nuggets 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:01

Well at least it's getting put to use...? -_- Still, quite the kick in the face!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:16

Be nice to her. Her neighbour was chasing her with scissors!

Nicole075 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:32

Lol Wasn't that a previous fml??

Chriss805 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:24

That's just Messed Up! Like seriously what a Friend!

ItsYourMamaDoe 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:28

51,26 didn't even mention race..

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 2:49

Stop buying ugly sweaters for people and just give them gift cards.

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:06

DEBATE TIME. "those people". What we already know: "people" refers to a human being. "Those" refers to a particular group of people. In other words, this sentence would be "the particular group of human beings", which is basically pointing out only 1 specific type of people. 26, I declare you guilty! I'm gonna have a BF. Hold my poodle. HOLD MY POODLE, DOG.

xavierpineda2 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:06

ha!!!!! fail! Plus a sweater as a gift, really? That's a lazy gift.

emjayprice 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:25

personally, I could do without a sweater for my birthday. it would've been a good idea for them to think before they wore it out. eesh.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:26

well, not all of us can have style :)

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