Health, Painful and Fire: Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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This party is lit

By Tyler_Padgett - 24/05/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:04

Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:40

21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.

Comments

ATL_chris 6

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:14

roman candle win

donicus 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:27

what about the right side of your head?

puppyloverpeace 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:37

fake. you would me dead, i would know… rip family friend. its not funny to pie about serious stuff like that. not cool

PhoenixFiend 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:42

You're dumb. OP didn't say it was a big firework. Lrn 2 rede

FarSide 22

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:21

lern 2 right

PhoenixFiend 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:34

I dnt no hao :(

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:15

only one thing left for op to do, run away from home... lol

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:41

I've donee tht beforee:) not thaa hair thingyy but thee firew0rkss.

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:04

were the extra letters and numbers necissary? oh let me translate. weree thee extraa letterss andd numberss necissaryy??

aquarist 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:17

Why would you ever lean over fireworks??? You are so stupid and you shouldn't even be using fireworks. I started doing fireworks when I was 12 though....they're soooo much fun.

blue_eyes4602 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:29

You are such an idiot op for setting off fireworks and being that close to them where it would burn your hair. I myself have set off fireworks plenty of times and never burned my hair.

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:58

-shrugs- karmas a bitch

LongAndHard 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:00

Couldn't one of the OP's friends shot him with a roman candle or a bottle rocket?

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:06

D: where I live bottle rockets are illegal. not sure if it's like that everywhere else.

BonJovi821 3

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:10

It's not like that everywhere else. I know in New Mexico, there's fireworks stores on every corner.

XXXL87 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:14

YDI for being a retard around fireworks. the whole "place on the ground" warning isnt just for fun dipshit. its cause of assholes like you that there are warning labels to begin with.