Health, Painful and Fire: Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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This party is lit

By Tyler_Padgett - 24/05/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box, "Face this side towards crowd for the best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on its side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML

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You deserved it 5 786

By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 6 601

Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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You deserved it 15 134

This is lit

By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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You deserved it 60 289

By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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Saturday 26 June 2010 1:04

Except the hair on the right side! Ouch! Bet it smells too. Your life sucks!

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:40

21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.

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the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 3:26

let's all be friends here

just_laugh_along 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 3:46

The hair on the right side of your head burns pretty well.

hannah1203 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:16

Why were you doing fireworks in June? And isn't that illegal? To do fireworks outside of New Years & July 4th, I mean..

martin079 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:16

haha stupids how did it happen?

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:24

op being dumb

ellielovesyuh 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:27

fail.

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:29

I'm a fail ?

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:40

21-pardon me, sir gangster, but your trousers are descending.

jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:48

Facebook page win

Raleigh_bruh 7

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:58

It makes someone gangster when they have their pants hanging off their ass? Since when? :o

PhoenixFiend 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:40

Makes them wanna-be gangster. Since forever.

jessiebbex 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 4:44

has your parents ever taught you never to play with fireworks??

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:09

You mean in comparison to the flammability of the right side? I'll keep that in mind.

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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Today, my wife keeps bitching at me that she hasn’t lost any weight on her liquid diet, even though I’ve told her dozens of times that sticking all her normal large portion meals in a blender isn’t exactly a proper liquid diet, it’s just a very unhealthy soup with lumps. FML

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Today, like every month, I have to play hide and seek. Every month? Yeah. My cervix somehow moves around inside me, and if I want to bleed into my menstrual cup and not around it, I have to find and catch my cervix first. FML

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Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML

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Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML

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