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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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red_headforlife 15

Monday 17 December 2012 2:09

What asshole friends.

zebraumicornz 6

Monday 17 December 2012 2:10

BLIND date. You don't know anything about them.

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hateevryone 14

Monday 17 December 2012 2:29

Some friends they are.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 17 December 2012 2:55

So I'm wondering who paid the tab or was a dine and dash lol.

Lazaruk 3

Monday 17 December 2012 5:41

I doubt she/he went through with the date after finding out who she/he was set up with, besides... Why would you care about that?

vbmg152 18

Monday 17 December 2012 3:18

Time to get new "friends"!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 17 December 2012 3:48

Distract him with the confetti in your pockets, then hightail it outta there. What? You don't keep confetti in your pockets? Shame on you for not being prepared.

ShannonBitt 29

Monday 17 December 2012 4:36

Did he know the date was with you, it was it blind for him too?

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:45

I don't think OP specified, but her friends were in on it, and it was an obsessive ex, I'm sure he knew.

TwoOneFive 11

Monday 17 December 2012 4:52

Stop taking life so serious and laugh it off

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 17 December 2012 8:23

Yeah OP, forget the fact that your 'friends' invited your obsessive ex as a prank, forget why you broke up with him in the first place, or how he will turn out when you turn him down. After all, life was never meant to be serious, and your friends aren't douchebags by bringing your obsessive, potential stalker, ex back. Right, right?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 17 December 2012 17:58

OP won't be laughing while in line to file a restraining order. Most of the time I am all for just relaxing and having a good laugh in times of trouble. However, there are some situations that need a serious aspect to them. And I believe this is one of those situations due to the fact that OP described them as 'obsessive' and he could potentially cause her harm and make her life hell.