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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 105 019

New phone, who dis?

By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 132

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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You deserved it 2 993

Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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You deserved it 3 989

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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MrPortalFan 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

I can't imagine the look on his face.

deadhead419 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:57

What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood

Comments

AGB10 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:07

If I read this FML correct..you were sending your dad an erotic message and it went to your girlfriend instead?? (Given your post reads your gf's name was changed to your dads..)

AGB10 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 17:07

Thank you fml for fixing :) wonder why the negative votes :(

joawmeens 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:15

"Hey babe, who's your daddy?" "Your grandfather is, son..."

AGB10 19

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:21

OP: these melons remind me of you and makes me want to **** on them OPs Dad: you need to be spanked with the cucumbers..

kwyk 23

Thursday 8 August 2013 13:27

Some things are best unimagined..

sdroze1389 31

Monday 13 January 2014 14:03

that went to a weird place not even suited for the acceptable branches of internet trolling

WCARlover 34

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:33

"Mmm baby this flour and these eggs are turning me on so much..don't even get me started on the milk, unf"

joawmeens 7

Friday 9 August 2013 3:04

"With all these ingredients, we can make a cake. But I would rather practice making babies instead"

corporatescoundr 25

Friday 9 August 2013 7:12

Unf?

desoura737 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:43

It could be worse because you can play it off to your dad as "bro talk." At least they didn't change your mom's number to your girlfriends name. That would just be awkward.