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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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New phone, who dis?

By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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MrPortalFan 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

I can't imagine the look on his face.

deadhead419 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:57

What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood

Comments

theonex17 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 13:29

Don't tell me he bought a cucumber

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 8 August 2013 13:41

Always keep a phone lock or check your numbers after your friends play with it...

CorpsmanUp88 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 13:52

imma have to do that to my friend

lbrown66 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:07

Hopefully not you from your "girlfriend"

lininnes 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:15

Sounds like scenes that happen in MyFirstDaddy.com videos... happy ending in the car on the way back home...

TaraMoon_fml 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:25

stupid friends indeed

talkin2themoon 1

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:30

Such an evil and genius idea!

yeongji 31

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:35

Awkward! But really, why would you even be sending an erotic message when your parents are around?

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:01

you should know your own girlfriend's number. And your father's. ydi

monnanon 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:39

my phone doesnt show numbers only names. you have to go into the entry in the phonebook to see it.

VeganVampyre 26

Thursday 8 August 2013 18:13

Same. And since they're all saved in my phone anyway, I barely know any of them by heart...

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 8 August 2013 23:35

you should know extremely important numbers by heart. god forbid you lose your phone or it dies and you need to contact them with another phone.

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Friday 9 August 2013 5:20

Most phones only show the name, not the number, when you create a new text message, so if OP hadn't checked the numbers manually, he most likely would never have known.