By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
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deadhead419 15

What about standing in line to buy groceries puts you in the mood

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hkay 11

This is why I don't have any friends! They are so nasty.

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LithFlavored 10

Nothing like a nice grocery store to put you in the mood

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SJParker 13

What he means is implying is that incest is common in the South and that the OP and their father are partaking in it.

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Dusty_Busters 15

LOL that is awesome

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lemon_phat 11

Since when is incest "common" in the south? Some stereotypes are ridiculous.

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Ledoggie 7

I wonder how many milliseconds it took for him to take your phone away and ground you for a few years? :3

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

I've lived in Texas my whole life, and for one, the stereotype says Alabama/Mississippi, not Texas, and for two, incest is nowhere near as common in the South as is believed.

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CaiDog 20

111 113 Joke... it was a JOKE

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AngelLovesDerby 10

Omg!! That would be horrible fu*kers!

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Chris93Jones 20

that's why I keep some texts on each name

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