Holidays: Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping...

By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Kirashai 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.

ashleykay94 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:10

wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?

Comments

neongurl98 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:29

YOU HAVE THE AWESOMEST FRIENDS!!

switchgurl20 17

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:30

Time to make some new friends... They purposefully planned to make u sleep on the floor when they could have straight up told u about the beds, nothing is wrong with 2 GIRLS sharing a bed.

GP_22 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:35

I suggest that at a convenient moment you take the car and leave, preferably with their cell phones. It isn't your fault if they forgot to bring extra cars.

thekrammer 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:38

sleep on the floor then

shoecrazy 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:41

your friends suck

HU4L188 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:49

your girls, just share a bed

horrorfreak79nj 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:50

Your friends probably plotted this in advance knowing how stupid & gullible your are. Don't attempt to get back at them, as you'll probably screw it up & hurt yourself in the process.

mom2pen 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:58

don't split the cost evenly, you should stay free!

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 19:00

my mom used to make me do that when my cousins slept over at my house (couldn't sleep in my bed because they might get sad!). used to piss me off sooo much! you came prepared, so **** 'em- sleep in your own damn sleeping bag and dont share with anybody. they gave you the crappy end of the deal to begin with, and now they paying for it.