Holidays: Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping...

By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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By stressedoutsquaddie - 22/03/2016 21:02 - United Kingdom - York

Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML

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By workerbee - 09/08/2019 12:00

Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 22:00

Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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Kirashai 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.

ashleykay94 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:10

wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?

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foodsmylife 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:27

its just a prank that doesnt make them bad friends. just get them back

Super_Salo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:27

Assholes. They didn't want to rotate?

jannie22 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

it's called share the ******* beds....

orgin1 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:30

You know you're American when you complain about field trip conditions and think sleeping on the floor for a week is worthy of an "F my life."

PillowMonster8 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:41

every night someone else sleep on the floor

chasespect 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:42

beat there ass's tell em' whats really good TAK ALL FOUR BEDS FOR URSELF. dnt even leave them the bag

kibbs20 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:21

bitches, for reAl i hate selfish people.

NASSASSIN 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:20

You guys should just take turns sleeping on the sleeping bag.

KrazyLove56 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:57

are sure they are your friends??

shadowx41 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:03

those bastards

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