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So wat? At camp I slept on the floor for a week while I gave my roommate the cot
they are obviously not friends and they obviously knew there were beds if they "forgot" their sleeping bags so i would: 1 but dirt in their beds so it is uncomfortable to sleep in. Not so much so that they see but enough to make it gritty! 2 fill a container with hot water and put their hands in it while they are asleep to see if makes them pee 3 the shaving cream trick 4 put tooth paste in their ears while they are asleep i hear thats fun to get out who cares how they react to any of it because i would be ditching those bitches once you get back
I like the short fml's the best these long ones are tediuos on my brain
is it really so bad sleeping on the floor especially if you have a sleeping bag? I do it all the time over my cousins house. well, I guess it depends in how old you are
while they are sleeping draw on all their faces for every day until finally one gives in and gives you their bed.
you should eat the foods that give you the worst gas and fart them out.
friends are assholes
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If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?