Miscellaneous: Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday...

By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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Thanks everyone

By HappyBirthdayToMe - 10/04/2023 11:00 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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By looking4newvenue - 23/02/2015 20:49 - United States

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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IamnumberFOUR 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends

Lintutu 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:02

They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important

Comments

kss_ga_champ5408 1

Friday 11 March 2011 2:16

maybe you need to reevaluate what you are Doug with your life because Jersey Shore takes precedent get everything son!!!

fthku 13

Friday 11 March 2011 2:31

Hey! no foreign languages! this is the English version of Fmylife.

kss_ga_champ5408 1

Friday 11 March 2011 4:49

clearly I meant doing.

larisonr 4

Friday 11 March 2011 5:07

And what about the "get everything son" part?

bomwigglesnatch 0

Friday 11 March 2011 2:18

Get better friends.

wiggs5 0

Friday 11 March 2011 2:20

oh yah wake up yah oh yah wake up yah! :D

Shenronlock 7

Friday 11 March 2011 2:41

GET NEW FRIENDS.

crazygurlxoxo 0

Friday 11 March 2011 2:44

sgtrobswifey 0

Friday 11 March 2011 2:49

I guess the situation proved more important on their part. Pun intended.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Friday 11 March 2011 2:54

Well duhh OP, everyone knows you don't skip Jersey Shore time! Snooki iz duh bezt aktr3s 3/a! Y wud u tri en sked00l somtinq e1se wen itz Jersey Shore tim?????