Miscellaneous: Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice...

By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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Smooth

By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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It's the thought that counts

By no good deed - 23/07/2020 20:02

Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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Friday 3 April 2009 16:03

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Samilla 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:05

That is what you get from being nice :p Did you taste it ?? I guess you now know why he doesn't have that many friends

Comments

zap_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:22

HAHAHAAHAHAH

AMelodyofJuly 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:25

NO WAAAAAAAAAAAY! EEEEEEEEWWWWW!

Xarin 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:35

I just threw up a little....

collykmartinez 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:39

I don't believe it

arcangel81 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:42

i died a little on the inside...

Rande 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:46

THATS A LIE FOR SURE. GET A LIFE OR AT LEAST AN IMAGINATION!!!! IF YOUR GOING TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING, MAKE IT BELIEVABLE.

geiger49er 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:47

thats really gross. also, #26, lmao at "The Beats" reference. props.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:48

at least now you know why he doesn't have many friends. eww.

requiemforabree 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:48

While this is flippin' gross beyond belief (I knew another social outcast who used to pick at and munch on his various facial ickies), I think you should be a bit ashamed. You're quite self-righteous. If you only decided to sit with this "loser" kid because your friends were being mean to you than that's no better than simply being outright mean to him. Jeez, unpopular people aren't lower beings and charity cases who need your pity.