Love: Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend...

By biggs sprhro - 10/10/2015 04:25 - United States - Bryan

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 6 627

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 368

You deserved it 5 597

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 566

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

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You deserved it 118

By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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You deserved it 1 904

By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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You deserved it 9 932

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 231

By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 23:24 - United States - Winder

Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 561

You deserved it 1 090

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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You deserved it 4 572

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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You deserved it 4 401

fullerkate3 17

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:49

**** that! You need to get your balls back

JayGatsby 25

Saturday 10 October 2015 19:50

Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm

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haleyc558 9

Thursday 15 October 2015 20:56

That's really sweet if you actually did it. It means you really love her. As long as she asked nicely it's not a big deal...

Sklinetobe88 11

Friday 16 October 2015 4:23

Ummmm... Welcome to relationships dude. Get over it

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 18 October 2015 14:01

Why the hell. You might want to look further at her behaviour, be use this may be an early warning sign of a psycho control freak.

SweetPsycho 13

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:50

you're whipped beyond belief, Damn...

JRtheSnowman 5

Friday 23 October 2015 22:43

you should get your balls out of her purse and leave

Face344 7

Saturday 7 November 2015 0:36

It's like a game she's playing to see how much she can get away with, give her an inch an she'll take a mile..

lucasj2345 7

Monday 4 September 2017 12:59

you are pathetic

alicelouise66 5

Thursday 18 July 2019 4:52

sorry but I have no pity for you at all. seems like you need to man up and not let her treat you that way. ydi

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