By biggs sprhro - 10/10/2015 04:25 - United States - Bryan

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
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fullerkate3 17

**** that! You need to get your balls back

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JayGatsby 25

Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm

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kudo5795 12

OP don't listen to the negatives. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy as considerate as you! You're not being whipped, you're being a great SO!

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Calgirl415 1

Damn what ever happened to intimate privacy policy

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vlad79 9

set an alarm for the tone, get some hand warmers, strap them on her feet.

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Say "wtf? NO!" while giving her a weird look to make her feel uncomfortable for such a strange request.

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unforgiven1993 7

wake her up smothering her with your wanker

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jm42345 5

she doesnt have a boyfriend she has a girlfriend. the fact that you tucked your dick and balls between your legs and do jt shows how you dont deserve to be called a man. might want to check with bruce jenner i hear his surgeon has a special for ******* like you

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QueenApocalypse 19

oh hell no! tell her no!!

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SilentRambler 3

Yes, thank you for calling out the "man card" shit. That is SO irritating and ridiculous. It's ******* 2015.

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