By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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irishpassion16 6

Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

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annie_nk 22

Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

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AnonCenturion 4

Get a Caucasian Shepherd, guaranteed to solve all of your protection issues.

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Hime9908 22

You sure it's a dog sounds like a pussy to me

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JustALesbian 16

Once I was just fake boxing with my friends and my roommates 25 pound dog tackled her.

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