By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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irishpassion16 6

Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

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annie_nk 22

Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

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noisebox 1

My cousin has a German shepherd like that and his name is bud, he just wants to play and jump on you like a 170pound puppy. He lives in the country so the dog is just there to scare undesirables ( little do they know).

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foreveralone04 2

It's all in the training and how you raise it

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Thatguy5806 2

Ever thought of enrolling him/her into police dog training? This question is for other commanders to ask but, what the hell does OP mean? Sorry for being such a novice. lol

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pawzluver 7

Awww:). I bet he's real cute:)

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pabstblueribbon 0

I agree with everyone below, the dog didn't know it was a bad person, if you want protection maybe you should send it to a school to learn that.

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BVBARMY1238 9

my dog would have fought, barked, then backed down. he weighs 180 pounds.

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sammy19 2

Why would someone mug you if your walking your 90 pound German shepard

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amisenho 11

Seriously, that mugger must have had some balls to try to mug someone with that large of a dog.

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nasaboyinspace 14

90 lbs is not fully grown

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JennNoVa 8

Be grateful your dog didn't try to attack. He probably would have been hurt by your assailant (or worse) and you'd be posting a completely different FML.

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Fatguineapig 13

My 95 pound Chesapeake would probably start hoarding his bones if someone broke into my house

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