By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
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irishpassion16 6

Sorry OP :/ my 100 pound Rottweiler would probably do the same, but lay down if it took too long, if that makes you feel better

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annie_nk 22

Just because it's a German Shepherd doesn't mean it automatically knows to save you.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Did you have him clipped?

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FML_Master2133 6

GIf anyone playfights with me in my family my dog likes to join in. He won't defend me, but will get in the way.

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dwhitlock 6

That's what tasers and guns were made for.

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onorexveritas 23

you're stupid for thinking its gonna attack anyone. dogs' training only go as far as their owners time into it

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Sanch101 7

You have a nice, friendly dog. Look on the bright side it is unlikely you will get prosecuted for your dog attacking a random person.

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aznbabeelicious 5

Lol that's something my 90 lb German shepherd would do. He looks very mean but is a baby at heart and is too nice.

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