Love: Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece...

By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 03:59

Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 05:13 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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paradox1234 1

Friday 7 October 2011 12:05

She should leave you alone. :)

yamatelle 19

Friday 7 October 2011 14:06

You know what they say; God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers. Then, devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere so, he created mother-in-laws. Tell her that you know it's not her talking, but her demons. Then start yelling,"**** you, demons! I hope you choke on a dick and die." Or you could just confront her about her bitchy attitude.

Comments

HappyPickles 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 14:22

You should at least listen to her reasons why - she knows more about her son than you do...

ToniTone 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:28

Dont get offended moms are like that

ilovemyboys 0

Monday 10 October 2011 7:59

I agree with 42... that's how they are.

LukeinDC 3

Monday 10 October 2011 16:53

I'd take her advice. She knows more about her son than you do and may be warning you cuz she likes you v

Nuahavizu 17

Tuesday 11 October 2011 21:18

Well, if 3 years down the line you feel like posting an fml about what a shitbag your husband is, you'll look back at this and laugh. sort of. o.o

saraib89 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:23

Sounds like my mother-in-law.

L0tusdragon 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 11:58

I don't have a mother-in-law but my boyfriend's mom keeps telling him to tell me and sometimes she tells me herself in front of him for me to leave him. He says its so he can concentrate on school...