Love: Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook,...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 05:13 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 03:59

Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML

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Get the **** out

By GetOut - 11/03/2022 16:00

Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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#Childfree

By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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'This Is Us' reboot

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 23:17

Carry a bottle with holy water, a silver dagger and a wooden cross in your bag. Problem solved

IntoTheClouds 42

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:16

What a psychopath . . . If you can, OP, maybe get the police involved. That's all I can really advise . . .

Comments

mrsayuso 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:05

Suggestion: 1)delete her off Facebook! 2) hunker down for a hell of a ride and learn to pick your battles. She will be around as long as her son allows it.

brooks10101 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:07

Get a backbone already for **** sakes

tee9_fml 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:29

I think in laws can be a pain and annoying at times!

Track1991 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:00

Ehh, just deal with it. Don't be a puss.

high_tower87 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:07

A shovel, bag of lime and a good alibi goes a looong way in a situation like this.

reldnahceus 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:14

Psyco bitch..

nightingale96 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:45

Can someone please tell me what "YDI" and "OP" stand for?

not_bothered 10

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:37

YDI - You Deserve It OP - Original Person :)

nightingale96 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:03

Oh my gosh thank you!! I was so confused

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:51

Tell her to fuckoff.... if she yells back tell her it's too late... cause your pregnant... of she yells some more, tell her it's her husbands baby... if she's still breathing... tell her you were mistaken... it's twins... really though... tell her to fuckoff!!