Animals: Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave...

By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Your cooking, dude

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 20:00

Today, I made popcorn shrimp. My dog was being a whiner so I gave her one of the shrimp. I guess she didn't like it because she hopped right back up and spat it out on my plate. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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your_face 15

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:11

Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

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Courtnaayy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:04

Dogs and veggies dont mix.

Doomfrost 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:15

I give my Dog vegetables, never has a problem with them.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:55

Wow, are you retarded?

booklvr630 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:06

Not true; instead of giving my dogs meat with their dog food, we give them green beans. They love them. They also love lettuce, carrots, and broccoli. Never have a problem.

wickeddrummajor 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:39

not true, my dogs LOVE broccoli and Brussels sprout and that sux man, did u have to clean it up

medfly 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 11:46

I don't think it is the vegetables - dogs can eat a vegetarian diet when there is no meat around. It is probably the seasoning.

seanders 10

Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:37

Whatever they're in China so they're just going to eat it anyways. They were just mad cause you stalled the fattening process by a dat

snowwhite92 5

Monday 28 May 2012 7:13

My dog eats veggies, broccoli carrot zucchini. Never has a problem with them.

shananigans 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:05

Meh, I'll say FYL cuz you did have good intentions in not wanting to hurt your gf's mom's feelings.

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 11:13

he could have just said no like a normal person.

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:05

What are you, 5? Just eat it.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:15

INDEED. I hate it when people over 10 whine about food. Have your parents never taught you good manners? I always eat what people give me when I'm a guest, you are rude and a whiny child and you deserved being found out. Also, don't give a dog people food, especially not someone elses dog without asking! I'd be pretty pissed if you gave my dog something he's not supposed to eat.

gunnar7240 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:11

Yeah dude man up and eat it.

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:05

the mother should have made you eat the diarriah

c6dragster 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:08

haha... pretty sure i saw this on tv at some point... either way, ydi

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:09

so they still didn't know it was you so you probably got away with it anyway.., unless nobody likes the cauliflower and this has happened before

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:11

Just deny, deny, deny if they ask you about it. They can't pin it on you.

scarletlily_fml 3

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:23

What, are you a child? What the hell do you think you're doing, giving someone else's pet food? YDI for being stupid and childish.

your_face 15

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

You're too young/immature for a girlfriend. YDI. If you're that desperate to please her mom, just choke down the food, and ask for drink refills to wash it down.

bethinabox 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:30

How hard is it to just leave it on the plate? And if she asked, a simple "oh, I don't like cauliflower" would have been sufficient... Grow up please!

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:58

No, he should just have eaten it. Don't parents teach good manners anymore these days? I just eat whatever's on my plate, leaving it is just rude.

shadow123456789 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 3:49

Being rude is bad too

countryb_cth 38

Friday 21 November 2014 12:11

@33 my mom always told me to try the food first, if I didn't like it I didn't have to eat it but I had to taste it first. Personally I think that is a bit more reasonable then making someone eat food they don't even like. So he didn't like it what's the big deal? It's not rude to politely tell someone you just didn't like the taste. Why would someone want to eat something they didn't even like? @OP YDI what you should have done was leave it on your plate and if the mom asked just say "I'm sorry it's just I didn't like the taste of the cauliflower. The rest of the meal was absolutely delicious though." Simple as that. But because you didn't you probably hurt the moms feelings more by giving it to the dog and plus now she will have to deal with a dog with diarrhea (which believe me is not fun).