By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Same thing different taste

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disturbedchic 0

Prolly time to get a new "future" wife. The sooner you know these things the better.

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So I take it when you put future in the quotations, it means you're dumping her... at least I hope that is what it means.

I'm hoping you are breaking up with her, or thinking about it. The part with the future in quotations kind of makes me wonder... I just have to wonder why you proposed before your family met her.

Ah, but this is something you've put yourself into. The solution is so simple.

If she's only this crazy when she's drunk, there's still a chance that this could work, provided she makes a commitment to stay away from alcohol. Which is a challenge in itself :/ it's just a question of whether or not you thing it's worth it and if it's possible. Still, embarrassing for her, and if she's an alcoholic, FHL.

RubixMonkey 0

THINK OF THE CHILDREN. No litterally, think of how drunk ass your babies will be and how psycho their mom is. Getting drunk to "calm your nerves" before picture day in third grade will only be the start will little Jimmy starts calling grandpa a "piece of poop" and how he didn't mean to poke grandma's eyes out with the safety scissors, it was the wine box.

Mmmm, that hot dog looks delicious, 88.

Smack a hoe. No, no. But seriously, Id consider marriage a little more.

Well, maybe your dad shouldn't have been a piece of shit. :P Really, though, punch her in the face be being embarrassing. She sure makes good first impressions.

Ez_DuZ_iT 0

damage cant be fixed get some one las time and break up with her just as u finish