By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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disturbedchic 0

Prolly time to get a new "future" wife. The sooner you know these things the better.

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KkBeAr 0

well i can tell your parents are telling ya to loose her now

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ozymandias_fml 0

You stay classy. Maybe grow out a mullet to fit in with her family when you meet them.

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22jrdn55 15

well im pretty sure she gave the right impression!

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Klabauterpete 0

Better before than after marriage, huh.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

If the dad really is a piece of shit, then she is awesome to say that to his face. Need more context about the eye gouging.

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ladycoyote 0

That sounds a lot like my brother's current "future" wife.

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misspeg 0

hmm my guess with this is that OP must have real problems in the looks department and just grabbed on2 the first loony that would be with him.

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cryssycakesx3 22

that also appears to be what happened to you...

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BigD3452 6

dump her quick fast and in a hurry! but judging by the way this is written your a no ball pussy loser enjoy the crazy bitch

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mandudeman 0

Where did u pick her up? a bar? buddy i think u need to man up and get a real girl. ur making men everywhere look bad. u deserve it.

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