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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And that's when you get the police involved fast before she damages your property

Um, yeah... pretty sure she isn’t going to get away with that.

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404wan 19

if you let yourself be kicked out of your own house you deserve it. move back in right now, force yourself in if she tries to stop you and no matter how she slaps you or yells at you just completely ignore her. Just go on with your own life in your house, call a Locksmith and have them change the locks when she leaves the house. gather all her things and just throw them in the road. **** her. that's your house, act like it.

404wan 19

what? it's your house. there is no kicking out... unless you actually left, you idiot.