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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 22:46 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Always tip generously

By Fuck you guys! - 15/08/2023 06:00

Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:06

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

Cainicide 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 12:09

Just the tip?

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Urpoppy 21

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:06

Dump her immediately. Seriously.

jesustitts 20

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:28

Someone's way too self conscious. I make sure my fiancé always tips no matter what, I used to work in a restaurant and I know how it is. Good service deserved a good tip. Crappy service doesn't really deserve a tip but they get it anyway.

PolecatTigz 5

Tuesday 4 December 2012 12:40

Wow the poor girl's only doing her job! Saying that, I was at a restaurant with my ex once, and the waitress was really only concerned about him.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 15 December 2012 8:29

I haven't gone that far of course, but in my younger years, there were a couple occasions where I got really pissed too. It's not "doing her job" when she flirts heavily with my boyfriend and is short and rude with me, and it got so bad that I stopped eating out very much with guys. One time some tramp made that mistake, oozing all over him...but I was paying that day, so I left a tip at the bottom of the check saying that she shouldn't be such a *****. OP's girlfriend sounds a little unhinged, but maybe she just can't find the right words to express how she feels about one of those trashy waitresses. Jerks usually call it insecurity, to try to cover up the fact that they love every second of the attention and hate that they're getting called on it, because they feel entitled to it.