By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you stick your dollars into her cleavage? You know, this isn't a strip-joint. Or maybe you chequed her out just a little too much. Talk about good service! It's dime to face the consequences.

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LaLince 40

Dump her now. She's a possessive bitch.

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xcountrygirlx 8

oh... we aren't supposed to leave tips now? hmm.

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SApprentice 34

Get out while you still can. That kind of behavior is only going to get worse. What's next, just saying thank you to another woman?

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beebea87 7

Word, my bf over tipped a gorgeous hairdresser who did a HACK JOB on his hair (what was left of it) and then he hands her an extra $15 on top of the bill ( I would have refused to pay )... So in some cases, it can be a bad sign... you know, that all a bitch has to do is bat her eyelashes or show some cleavage then do a shit job and your bf will still reward her bc he likes the way she looks... bc shes just so hot you can't help yourself right? SMH... Guys.... if you are about to over tip a waitress etc, and shes stupid hot, but did a poor job, your gf or wife will call you out on that, bc if the bitch didn't deserve a tip why dafuq would you give her any type of reinforcement that she did a good job?... BUT the way this is worded... she sounds insecure, and suspicious. Did the waitress do a shite job and get a nice tip anyway, or is this chick actually nutso :S

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CuriousAlien 7

I give you a like for trying and having the time to write this.

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brianjman14 22

Maybe the OP's waitress actually did a nice job? And it didn't say he over-tipped her. He just tipped her, which you should always do to people who are serving you.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

So it's okay to tip an ugly waitress who does a bad job? Okay then. If a girl is stupid and insecure enough to assume her boyfriend is cheating on her for tipping a waitress she personally feels isn't up to snuff, then she's got issues.

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nnnope 26

35, please tell me you're not still with that boyfriend...

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melody309 35

OP is probably not a reliable narrator. People usually want to make themselves look as blameless as possible. It is entirely possible that the waitress did a bad job and he over tipped her because he thought she was attractive. Then again, it's also entirely possible that OP is being completely honest. There is not enough information here to judge the situation properly, I don't think.

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BrianR716 5

Does that mean you're not getting any when you get home? LOL

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_playswithfire 6

#40 - No, we don't. At least I don't. I don't like giving anybody any more money than I have to.

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Drnightingale 4

i agree, if a guy is hot but does a shitty job most women will tip them just because they're good looking.

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Twisted_Angel 17

I'm curious... because it seems there's some things left out here... hopefully. Was the waitress flirty? Was she pretty? Did she deserve the tip? Or maybe you tipped too much... perhaps you were flirty and didn't realize it? Either way I think it's time for you to sit down and have a talk with your girlfriend, because she sounds a bit insecure. Or she's just plain crazy. FYL OP

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jem970 19

That sounds like the obvious conclusion to draw to me... NOT. Time to have a chat with your woman OP and set some things straight.

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eric40962005 8

Sounds like you gave her the tip....

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perdix 29

Giving her a Benjamin with your digits on it for a $12 tab would make any woman suspicious.

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