Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight...

By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Celebrate the small things

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife said that her cup of coffee was the best part of her week. We celebrated our nineteenth anniversary this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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fern559 13

Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

in her defense cupcakes are good

Xelabasat 14

Saturday 12 November 2016 5:01

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

Comments

MissMizery 19

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:13

Clearly you need to up your game!

jessicasoho 13

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:47

Yum. Cupcakes.

clair_brodie 35

Saturday 12 November 2016 8:55

Not sure if it was a really good cupcake or you think that sex should be the best part of someones day.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 12 November 2016 9:07

Did she get it from Max and Caroline?

InternetHobo 18

Saturday 12 November 2016 9:51

Maybe she was just joking?

TargaryenBlood 22

Saturday 12 November 2016 11:05

If sex is a common occurrence, but cupcakes are not, it makes sense that it is the highlight of the day

alaina1104 11

Saturday 12 November 2016 12:39

Maybe she just really likes cupcakes

trucker2 33

Saturday 12 November 2016 13:16

Better buy/make the bakers dozen for her

sjb_2015 20

Saturday 12 November 2016 13:49

This just reminded me that I have cupcakes... yes!!!

zimme2579 10

Saturday 12 November 2016 14:17

Is it possible that she didn't want to go spreading it around that y'all had sex?

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