By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
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Xelabasat 14

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

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Tsukiyomi 16

Hey, cupcakes take priority over sex

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Jezterking 15

She was just happy to have something good inside her. ... ba dum psh

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ninigoober 2

Spoiler alert buddy: your dick is not a magical gift to womankind, and your girlfriend clearly has her priorities straight. Cry me a fuuuuucking river.

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OhPuhleeze 23

So the highlight of your day was you gave her a "cream filling" as your name suggests. So, if she was to ask you: what was your days highlight, your answer would be I had sex with you. Really? That's what you'd say to a girl? Or would you say something else like I got a big promotion at work, or I finished reading a satisfying book, or I donated a kidney to save a life.... Nah... My highlight of the day was "filling you with cream"..

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MagnusDeus 24

I've found that women use the term "better than sex" a lot more than men...

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Garagedwella 26

Gotta love that username though. Great use of double entendres. :)

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GhostFox 33

I'll be honest- baked goods would be preferable to sex to me as well. But I don't have any desire to have sex with people so maybe it was just a REALLY good cupcake? Or she thought saying that the sex was the best part of the day would result in her being called names for not being "pure" and "non-sexual" enough.

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cuz803 44

As a cupcake lover myself, it makes sense. Cupcakes are good & this world would cease to exist without them

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