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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 11 765

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

By Anonymous - 15/06/2013 04:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 233

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By Zoogangcapk - 01/01/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 10 193

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Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

You're doing it wrong.

doctor_awesome 8

Friday 8 July 2011 11:47

is her name Mary?

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vanessa_haha 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 10:13

No sex in 3 years??? No wonder it was bein got from somewhere else...

calianon 7

Sunday 6 July 2014 8:45

I'm nick....

magnetic_aura 26

Monday 22 September 2014 6:31

It's a miracle! But, seriously, sorry OP. That's really awful.

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:10

I hope by now you found someone better and married to her.

BigTone36 3

Thursday 7 May 2015 1:55

How can you not know she was cheating for 3 years.

upgradestorm1 20

Monday 15 June 2015 17:42

Sloppy seconds

thatonetribute 31

Tuesday 8 September 2015 23:37

Dump her!

StormFlake 8

Friday 12 February 2016 5:52

Lol leave her, let her take care of a screaming monster herself

titsman 2

Sunday 26 June 2016 15:59

Lol bye falicia!

sharond23 10

Monday 12 February 2018 4:17

3 years?? didn't sex ever come up? are you sure shes your girlfriend?

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML

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Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

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Today, it was brought to my attention that my dog has a giant anus. I'd never noticed. Now I can't stop staring at his silver dollar-sized backdoor. FML

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