By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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Blazefina 5

There is no reason for this to get You Deserve This. I like how he is awesome and saving his first time for the right moment.

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DomoLaDii 8

U PROBLY DESERVED IT.. DNT BE A VIRGIN

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xRaptoRX 2

dude, theres so wrong...3 years...and...sigh..

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onefinemess 11

Ok she's still your gf why? The first line of this should have been I had to break up with my gf today...

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Mortoli 30

Ex-girlfriend you mean hopefully that already done lol

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linda_stone 13

Haven't ****** your girlfriend once in 3 years? No wonder she found someone else...

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tonnyfong 3

You got the girl, he got the fun. YDI for not taking initiative to satisfy her.

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JoeGein 0

That's what you get for havin a girl for 3 years and not laying some pipe.

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EbonyMage 0

Not really ur gf if u haven't boned her 3 years is way to long fyl...

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