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By Nick - 08/07/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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doctor_awesome 8

is her name Mary?

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maribel143 0

why are you a virgin?

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OC3OC 1

your a shitty excuse for a boyfriend. of course she looked elsewhere!!!wtf did u guys do for 3 f@ckin years? monopoly?

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kayvee14 3

Wow obviously some of these people don't realize that not everyone wants to have premarital sex

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hpnerdy 2

wow a virgin? im so impressed. if you wanna dump your cheating girlfriend, i'd be happy to fill in :-p

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bshit 0

well thats probably y. no sex in 3 yrs. come on

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martixy 2

You had it coming... She probably got tired of waiting for YOU!

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geo26620 3

In a relationship for three whole years nd no sex...and you wonder why she went elsewhere...i know i would haha

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salsalover_12 5

Why the **** is it that people think everyone has to have premarital sex? I'm a virgin and im 20 honestly i respect OP it's difficult to find a guy who isn't a pig now a days.

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kitsune3 20

Or maybe she did you while you were asleep and you never found out. You'd be surprised how many people do stuff like that.

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katt_is_here 24

I respect the OP. He is strong for not conforming to other people's views on sexuality. If he wants to wait, more power to him. I am just sad that the girl he was with was too much of a bitch to not break up with him instead of cheating on him.

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