Love: Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're...

By Chad - 14/08/2010 17:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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dodo97 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:17

okay just stay with her the whole time!!

WhyTheFace4 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:19

who does that?

Comments

SleepyHead34 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 23:54

well tell him to find another place to stay! jeez isnt it so easy to do!!

kristinvidja 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:02

My god... I'd dump her... I think she's likely to cheat

morallygrey 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:03

Sucks to be you man. She will be sleeping with him soon enough because that's how it goes-definitely FYL!

Busterfml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:08

I sense the world's most awkward threesome incoming.

Vehicle 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:10

Maybe she was trying to make a point because you were the one who suggested the list.

alexaluvee 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:25

sooo.? haha that doesn't mean anything. well it doesn't mean anything YET anyway...

Soccerstudd15 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:26

LOL 49 has such a valid point.

haterade57 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:41

aww man fyl

jdfml90 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:50

YDI for making Lists. YDI becuase your brother is better looking than you. Again YDI for making lists...

FFML_314 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 0:57

Or, say "OMG this is so weird. Our number 1 person is....the same!" Then go run to your moms closet, change into one of her dresses, slap some makeup on your face and do a little dance for you girlfriend. It's foolproof! She is sure to forget about your brother, than you can have him all to yourself.