By Ouch - 21/10/2009 21:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML
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Bloodknight 22

Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

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silvermoonstar3 3

That's what I was going to say, only I was going to say it in English. It is way too early to talk about having babies if you haven't even had sex!

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newmandotcom 6

You deserve it for calling them "happy sacks"

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allynicole4 1

What a bitch.. Lol

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ImafukNskittleYO 4

@3: the same person that says "what kind of lame". A lot of guys do and say that. I, honestly, would LOVE if my boyfriend did that. We've been together for 3 years.

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hotzstuff89 0

be supportive of what she wants!(:

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paijus 0

You basically told her you want to pre-maritally (invented a word?) knock her up so she can give up the kid lol

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panda4567 0

It's kindof sweet , you bring up babies which means you wouldn't run away if she did get pregnant . It shows commitment .

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odod777 28

What a bitch!!! I hope your happy sack is better..

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