By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
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BRLHP 24

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

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TML329 14

I pulled up to the cinema to catch a flick,then spotted my girlfriend out with a dick

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deadlydecoy17 8

**** that bitch..

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OrangeKnife 10

What movie did ya watch?

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Homer1975 14

if I were you, I will find out and ****** the boy's girlfriend

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awkwardjoe 2

Hey, OP here! Thanks for all the abusive comments towards my (now ex) girlfriend, made me feel a whole lot better about the situation. Of course, she'd lied to me saying she was going shopping with some of her girlfriends which is how I knew the bloke she was with couldn't be a brother or cousin or other relative. For those wondering about how I reacted, I left shortly before the end and texted her saying, "Hey, how's the film?" and she replied asking if I'd sent that text to her by mistake because she definitely wasn't at the cinema. Stupid bitch. I replied saying that I did mean to text her and how I'd seen her there. I also informed her that I'd dumped all her stuff that was at my house on her mum's lawn. She hasn't texted or called since... although that's probably because I cancelled her phone contract, because it was me who paid it. Sucks to be her, I guess.

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BradTheBrony 19

Good on you, Joe. Good on you.

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pzychosys 5

Are you sure she wasn't just there with a friend?

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awkwardjoe 2

I wish she had been, but no. If it was just a friend she shouldn't of felt the need to lie to me. Also, they was all over each other and kissing at every available opportunity :/

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Jsm3 5

It's a dog-eat-dog world. To solve your problem, don't partner with a b****.

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Krimzon 5

Did you happen to catch them playing tonsil hockey? Fondling? Wearing matching shirts? Do you, Sir, have an proof that wasn't just a friend? I know ur jealous but you may also be jumping to conclusions.

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NonSenser 6

look at it this way, you had already banged that clueless dude's date

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