Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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alibi2277439 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:09

maybe they'll take that pic into account...you can model for them, and they can photoshop the picture, making it cover up your dick with a mushroom.

jonbenetx0x0 0

Friday 3 July 2009 22:57

i dont know whats worst, you doing that, or having pizza hut saved in your phone.

ethanmonroe 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:15

Hahahahahahahaha Pizza Hut!!!!

f_u_z_z_y 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 2:00

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dahockeymasta12 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:02

so true 196

Dubstep_fml 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:17

hahaha FYL

Timmyyy_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:21

unless you're incredibly ugly, dont feel bad. If you gotta big dick = WIN. Maybe you'll get some discounts at Pizza Hut. Or Promotion or Raise from boss. And Have sexy time with ex.

tifferoo 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:45

last time i checked u cant send a picture to all fo ur contacts.. the max is like 10

slushpuppy123 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:56

NOT PIZZA HUT!!! D:

MysteryJoker 5

Friday 12 March 2010 18:27

Look at it this way; maybe your boss is gay and will give you a promotion. See? There is a brightside to this!

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