Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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xbarneystinsonx 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:00

Fkn made this shit up I believe.get a fkn life

pinkpikachu 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 18:16

Would you like pepperoni with that?

nikkirito 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:08

Well, I highly doubt this is true, considering most phones have a limit on how many people you can send a mass SMS/MMS to at one time ... unless you seriously know no one. Also, I don't think Pizza Hut got the photo, since it's probably a landline.

lovexinstead 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:10

Even if it wasn't true, it was still hilarious I must say.

whatwasthatbich 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:08

Didn't ur parents get the pics too....

cardo311 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:34

What makes all of you automatically think they were texting? People still email stuff like that...

anniesaysbueno 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:16

never ever do I send a text without making sure it's to the right people maybe you should do the same?

LoveFail279 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:51

To: OP From:Pizza Hut Please send more and don't forget to try out our new pizza pazone. New Name by the way

glostik 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 22:55

LMAO!!! Smooth move you naughty bastard. (;

shirvon100 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:01

well as long as Pizza hut doesnt have that Verizon Wireless homephone with all those video and picture capabilities, then you'll be alright.

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