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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 04:46 - United States - Windsor Heights

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time when she noticed I only have one testicle. She immediately broke up with me, for she doesn't want her future sons to be gay because they'll only have half of their testosterone. FML
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toastbrot 9

You're so much better of without her! You don't want your kids to be stupid because of getting no intelligence at all from her!

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow that's ridiculous. Well at least you know now she wasn't right for you. You wouldn't want to be with someone that naive

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manuwish 9

was the fml about having dated someone whose intolerance is only topped by her ignorance?

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Gingerbread19 12

Yeah you're better off without her. I mean how shallow can you get? That's horrid. I'm sorry about that :-/

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PapaSmash 14

I only have one ******** and I can tell you the level off my testosterone isn't half of what it used to be lol.. stupid is what stupid does.

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da_epic_failman 7

Oh c'mon! That girl is stupid! Being gay is not determined by how much testosterone you have, it's by what feelings you have in your mind. Besides, even if they were gay, you shouldn't judge them by it. Simply teach them a pure lifestyle.

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KayleeFrye 39

Sounds to me like you just dodged a bullet. Consider yourself lucky, this girl is obviously a moron. You'll find someone better. :)

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TheRealStunts 27

Sounds more like she did you a favor OP. You don't need your children to come out with any of her stupid genes

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